Paul Mischler (misch) wrote,
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Sometimes...

Sometimes Nigerian 419 Scams make me giggle.

I Mrs Esther Wiwa, An Accountant with a reputable bank in Nigeria

Welcome, Esther!

On September 17,1999 one
 
Mr. Benard Clark, an American National, a consultant
with a leading conglomerate here in South africa

Didn't you just say you were in Nigeria?

made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit, valued at (U$4.9m) Four million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars
 for twelve calendar months in my Bank Branch.

Upon Maturity, we sent a routine notification to his
forwarding address but got no reply, after a month,
we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers that Mr. Benard Clark died
from an automobile accident. On further investigation,
it was discovered that he died without making a Will
and all attempts to trace his next of kin was
fruitless.

More investigations revealed that Late Benard Clark

And what? That's it?  That Late Bernard Clark and here's a million dollars?  Or That Late Bernard Clark and here's your own spaceship?  Oh no!  I get it!  They got her!  Somebody stuck her with a stake through the heart!  Oh this is so sad.  oh, Esther, I pine for you.
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