Yesterday, a man at the Carousel Mall a man had a real "Bill Engvall, 'Here's Your Sign" moment. The Carousel Mall has 4 glass elevators in the center of the mall. I was on the bottom floor of the mall, outside CompUSA. If you look through the glass, you can see the posts that are installed on the bottom of the elevator shaft.
After I got in the elevator, this man comes in walks to the back of the elevator car and asks "Is this elevator going up?"