So, I went back to work at the dual boot situation. I eventually said 'screw it!' I used Grub instead. Did a lot of the configuration by hand. It even uses the nice Redhat splash screen now. (yes, it's very pretty). It asks me if I want to load Redhat or Windows, then waits for my input or 10 seconds and then starts my box.
I also picked up a 3-way cable splitter. My cable now gets shunted off to my cable modem, and a cable running to the TV Tuners in each of my linux boxes. I need a hobby ;-)