As I was driving home from work the other day, the sign in front of the Lutheran church I passed read "Coincidences are God's way of working anonymously." Soon after passing the sign, I hit a squirrel with my car. That night I was talking with a friend of mine, and I told her about the squirrel I hit. "What a coincidence! I hit a squirrel with my car today too!" I think God doesn't like squirrels.