Mordac: "I am Mordac, Preventer of Information Services!"
Ming: "I am web mistress ming!"
Mordac: "Your firewall is inadequate. You must be punished!"
Ming: "Your HTML is weak! You must be punished."
3rd panel, Mordac has taken Ming in his arms:
Mordac: "I must have you!"
Ming: "Talk COBOL to me, baby."