My friend is back at work after her surgery. I had to meet up with her to drop off a couple of things, and she got to hobble from one room to her other office. I was going to call her "gimpy", but then I realized that would be mean. O:-). I told her that and she said "Well, when you recover, I'm just going to have to kick your ass." *hee hee*
And from the Silly Products Division, thinkkgeek has this.